My Blood Pressure’s Down, My Cholesterol Numbers Are Looking Good, I Feel Great…

Kevin Boer, Broker Owner, 3 Oceans Real Estate, Inc. ()

March 3rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

…now I know why!

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5 responses so far ↓

1 Dave Blockhus // Mar 3, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Kevin,

Mine is down because I take drugs to reduce LDL as well as increasse my HDL
2 Jeff Brown // Mar 3, 2008 at 6:53 pm

Mine is down ‘cuz I work out five days a week with a merciless 27 year old.
3 Mirjam // Mar 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Without getting too serious: Bloggers also have to write about something -> which means focussed on something else/educational/funny/whatever than themselves…
4 Some Real Estate Agents Don’t Know How to Blog « Sarasota Real Estate Weblog // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:13 am

[...] Real Estate Agents Don’t Know How to Blog Today I opened up a post on 3 Ocean and found this post by Kevin. Jesus Christ .. the only time a blogger does that is if he has nothing to say. Ok, so you [...]
5 Val // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm

I agree. Blogging and leaving comments does help me feel more connected and part of a community.

Ann Althouse, on her blog yesterday, posted “One Pukes; One Blogs”. I couldn’t help her with that one.

I’ll check my blood pressure right away.

Market Updates

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Sam Anagnostou's listing at 523 Palmer Lane (Menlo Park) has already sold. Amazing interior, very tasteful. 2008-05-18
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Contributors

, Broker/Owner
3 Oceans Real Estate, Inc.
Menlo Park, CA

(DRE 01404898)

, Realtor
Keller Williams
Palo Alto, CA

(DRE 01708130)

, Mortgage Broker
Equitas Capital
San Jose, CA

(DRE 01730869)

, Stager
Staged4More
Burlingame, CA

, Realtor
Keller Williams
San Jose, CA

(DRE 01385188)

, Attorney
RHRC
San Jose, CA

, Mortgage Banker
Absolute Mortgage
Palo Alto, CA

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$998,000 :: 6 Heritage Pl, Menlo Park CA Wednesday, 9 July 2008, 6:01 am
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$998,000 :: 9 Heritage Pl, Menlo Park CA Wednesday, 9 July 2008, 6:01 am
3 beds, 3.00 bathsProperty Size: 1,868 sq ft Lot Size: 1,652 sq ftAdded: 03/31/08, Last Updated: 07/09/08MLS Number: 788086Map at 996 Willow MP~Model Open Fri,Sat,Sun,Mon 10-5 Modern single family det. […]
$998,000 :: 8 Heritage Pl, Menlo Park CA Wednesday, 9 July 2008, 6:01 am
3 beds, 3.00 bathsProperty Size: 1,868 sq ft Lot Size: 2,797 sq ftAdded: 03/31/08, Last Updated: 07/09/08MLS Number: 788057Map at 996 Willow MP~Model Open Fri,Sat,Sun,Mon 10-5 Modern single family det. […]
$998,000 :: 2 Heritage Pl, Menlo Park CA Wednesday, 9 July 2008, 6:01 am
3 beds, 3.00 bathsProperty Size: 1,868 sq ft Lot Size: 1,763 sq ftAdded: 04/01/08, Last Updated: 07/09/08MLS Number: 788251Map at 996 Willow MP~Model Open Fri,Sat,Sun,Mon 10-5 Modern single family det. […]
$998,000 :: 4 Heritage Pl, Menlo Park CA Wednesday, 9 July 2008, 6:01 am
3 beds, 3.00 bathsProperty Size: 1,868 sq ft Lot Size: 1,763 sq ftAdded: 04/01/08, Last Updated: 07/09/08MLS Number: 788241Map at 996 Willow MP~Model Open Fri,Sat,Sun,Mon 10-5 Modern single family det. […]
$599,000 :: 720 11th Av, Menlo Park CA Tuesday, 8 July 2008, 8:00 am
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$1,399,000 :: 938 Middle Av, Menlo Park CA Tuesday, 8 July 2008, 4:49 am
4 beds, 3.00 bathsProperty Size: 1,577 sq ft Lot Size: 3,525 sq ftAdded: 06/04/08, Last Updated: 07/08/08MLS Number: 813073Just moments to downtown Menlo Park, this brand-new French inspired home offe. […]
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