My Blood Pressure’s Down, My Cholesterol Numbers Are Looking Good, I Feel Great…

Kevin Boer, Broker Owner, 3 Oceans Real Estate, Inc. (650.387.2860)

March 3rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

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5 responses so far ↓

1 Dave Blockhus // Mar 3, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Kevin,

Mine is down because I take drugs to reduce LDL as well as increasse my HDL
2 Jeff Brown // Mar 3, 2008 at 6:53 pm

Mine is down ‘cuz I work out five days a week with a merciless 27 year old.
3 Mirjam // Mar 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Without getting too serious: Bloggers also have to write about something -> which means focussed on something else/educational/funny/whatever than themselves…
4 Some Real Estate Agents Don’t Know How to Blog « Sarasota Real Estate Weblog // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:13 am

[...] Real Estate Agents Don’t Know How to Blog Today I opened up a post on 3 Ocean and found this post by Kevin. Jesus Christ .. the only time a blogger does that is if he has nothing to say. Ok, so you [...]
5 Val // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm

I agree. Blogging and leaving comments does help me feel more connected and part of a community.

Ann Althouse, on her blog yesterday, posted “One Pukes; One Blogs”. I couldn’t help her with that one.

I’ll check my blood pressure right away.

Market Updates

Can't make broker tour this morning...bummer! 1 week ago
Palo Alto median prices just dropped below $2M. Quick, get out your check books! 3 weeks ago
New blog post: Mortgage Mania 17 - Foreclosures Inside The Bubble http://tinyurl.com/5agbtt 2008-06-07
MLSPIN slaps CondoDomain ... shades of last year's NWLMLS vs. Redfin slap-down? http://snurl.com/2cicm 2008-06-03
Today's broker tour had only 5 homes. Inventory is low right now. Best property was 123 Main Street. 2008-05-30
http://twitpic.com/1l54 - The action on Palmer Lane in Fair Oaks (Menlo Park) continues...673 Palmer Lane on market last week -- 4/3.5/$ ... 2008-05-28
Memorial Day weekend -- expect little open house traffic, and not many open houses to check out. Most Realtors take a break this weekend. 2008-05-23
http://twitpic.com/1e76 - Bummed I couldn't make broker tour today. Wanted to see 12335 Stonebrook in Los Altos Hills -- $45M mansion, l ... 2008-05-23
Palo Alto median home price now just under $2M 2008-05-23
Eye candy alert: 5070 Alpine Road, Portola Valley. Only $8.4M! 7800 sq ft home. Listing agent Pat Looney 2008-05-22
2 new Palo Alto listings in last 24 hours: 2916 Ramona ($2.5M; 5/3) from Lynn Chou; 890 N Cal. ($1.6M 5/2.5) from Tim McKeegan 2008-05-22
http://twitpic.com/1dat - Testing from email with attachment 2008-05-22
http://twitpic.com/188q Menlo Park days on market is back to ~20 -- right where we would expect it. 2008-05-18
Sam Anagnostou's listing at 523 Palmer Lane (Menlo Park) has already sold. Amazing interior, very tasteful. 2008-05-18
Plus, many of the current Fair Oaks listings are HUGE -- uncharacteristic of this neighborhood. 4 current or recent homes have been $1.5M+! 2008-05-18
Listings are random...case in point: About 8 listings on Palmer Lane/15th Ave in Fair Oaks in a 3 block area. 2008-05-18
Testing from twittermail 2008-05-18
http://twitpic.com/16vj <- Seen on lytton and waverley, palo alto ca 2008-05-17
http://twitpic.com/16rc <- Testing twitpic from centro 2008-05-17
http://twitpic.com/16r2 <- Testing twitpic from email 2008-05-17
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Contributors

Kevin Boer, Broker/Owner
3 Oceans Real Estate, Inc.
Menlo Park, CA
650.387.2860
(DRE 01404898)

Chris Iverson, Realtor
Keller Williams
Palo Alto, CA
650.450.0450
(DRE 01708130)

Christine Kani, Mortgage Broker
Equitas Capital
San Jose, CA
408.200.3816
(DRE 01730869)

Cindy Lin, Stager
Staged4More
Burlingame, CA
650.293.7458

Bart Marchioni, Realtor
Keller Williams
San Jose, CA
408.266.3100
(DRE 01385188)

David Roberson, Attorney
RHRC
San Jose, CA
408.261.4252

Eric Trailer, Mortgage Banker
Absolute Mortgage
Palo Alto, CA
650-493-3600
(DRE 01361721)

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