Teresa Boardman NOT Selected As Keynote Speaker At Republican National Convention

April 1, 2008

Just a few months after we got the shocking news that Odysseus was not invited to be the keynote speaker at either Inman’s or NAR’s convention, comes the doubly shocking news that our very own Teresa Boardman was not invited to be the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention, to be held in Minneapolis/St. Paul in September.

Reached for comment, Teresa said, “What am I, waxed fruit?”

The string of poor corporate decision-making continues with other little-known recent non-invites from within the re.net world:

  • Brian Brady, though often consulted by Uncle Ben, was not invited to speak at the Fed’s recent “Bail Out Bear Stearns” party.
  • Athol Kay, despite his photography prowess, was not invited to speak at this year’s Kodak convention.
  • Kris Berg was not invited to the annual “Scripps Ranch Market Is Tanking” convention put on by the bubblistas.

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Written by Kevin · Filed Under Real estate 

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4 Responses to “Teresa Boardman NOT Selected As Keynote Speaker At Republican National Convention”

  1. Kris Berg on April 2nd, 2008 5:57 am

    :) I guess this makes me speachless.

  2. It’s Official: Kevin Boer is the Wittiest RE Blogger on April 5th, 2008 6:59 am

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  3. Brian Brady on April 7th, 2008 9:15 pm

    Bail out Bear; too funny.

  4. ines on April 8th, 2008 7:09 pm

    I had missed this - you’re a trip! :)

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